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 ♪ Good morning, good morning! ♪ 

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Whoa! Thanks, Eric!

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-  Morning, Wade!
-Love the new wheels, pal!

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 The north's nothing 
 but sunshine and blue skies. 

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 Everything is green. 
 Everything is in bloom. 

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 -It's a beautiful morning-- 
 morning-- morning-- morning-- 
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 ♪ To you! ♪ 

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 ♪ When the band began to play, 
 the stars were shining bright ♪ 

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 ♪ Now, the milkman's 
 on his way ♪ 

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 ♪ It's too late to say 
 good night ♪ 

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 -♪ So, good morning, 
 good morning ♪ 
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♪ Sunbeams will soon 
 shine through ♪ 

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 ♪ Good morning, 
 good morning to you ♪ 

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 ♪ And you and you and you, 
 good morning ♪ 

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I think today is gonna be
a beautiful day.

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Hm?

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-  Hah!
-Knuckles!

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-Knuckles, help me!
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-You gonna rescue him?
-No.

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Yeah, I wouldn't either.

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-Do something! Mr. Jorgensen!

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In order to become
a true warrior,

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he must learn
to rescue himself.

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-  Ah! Knuckles!

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- 
-Wade is going to be just fine.

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-  No, I'm not!
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♪ Oh... ♪ 

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 ♪ Oh-oh-oh ♪ 

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 ♪ Who's the hunter? 
 Who's the game? ♪ 

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 ♪ I feel the beat 
 call your name ♪ 

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 ♪ I hold you close 
 in victory ♪ 

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 ♪ I don't wanna tame 
 your animal style ♪ 

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♪  You won't be caged 
 from the call of the wild  ♪

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 ♪ Shooting at the walls 
 of heartache ♪ 

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 ♪ Bang bang ♪ 

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 ♪ I am the warrior ♪ 

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 ♪ Well, I am the warrior ♪ 

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♪  And heart to heart, 
 you'll win  ♪

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 ♪ If you survive ♪ 

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 ♪ The warrior ♪ 

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 ♪ The warrior ♪ 

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♪  Shooting at the walls
of heartache  ♪

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 ♪ Bang bang ♪ 

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 ♪ I am the warrior ♪ 

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 ♪ Well, I am the warrior ♪ 

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♪  And heart to heart, 
 you'll win  ♪

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 ♪ If you survive ♪ 

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 ♪ The warrior ♪ 

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 ♪ The warrior ♪ 

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-Hello, Wade.
-Jack?

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Are you shocked to see me?

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-What?
-You will be.

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-Ha!
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Yeah!

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You feeling this?  

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Ah, that's a good chap.

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-You're through the worst.
-  Really?

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Feels like I'm in the middle
of the worst right now.

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Whatever "it" is.

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Let me tell you the first rule
of bounty hunting.

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-Know your target like
he's your former best friend.

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And in this case...

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-   Captured! 

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-...he is.  

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The treasures one finds
on Facebook Marketplace.

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The guy I bought it from
was a total weirdo, though.

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Jack, please
don't do this to me.

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I believe I already have.

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Do you even know why
there's a price on my head?

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Do you even care?

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When did you become
so heartless?

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The second rule
of bounty hunting.

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Never let things get personal.

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You're my best friend!
This is very personal!

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You're right, Wade.
I should level with you.

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I'm in dire financial straits.

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Due to my lawsuit
against an unnamed

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rainforest-themed
restaurant franchise,

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I don't have two pennies
to my name.

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I told you, the robotic birds
in that restaurant

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make the same joke
no matter who walks in.

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-They were personal attacks!
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- 
-  Okay! Whatever!

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Never mind.

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Turning you in equals
turning my life around.

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♪♪

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But if it helps,
I'm truly sorry.

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-Yeah, that does actually help.
Thank you.
-Terrific.

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Jack, think about it.
How did we get here--

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-   Do not touch bars. 
-  Simple.

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I trapped you, lured you,
and cleverly snared you.

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I was hoping for a little bit
more of a fight, to be honest.

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I mean, as friends.
How did we get here?

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First Reno and the Renegades,
now this stupid bounty.

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Did you ever value
our friendship at all?

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We had a good run,
but you and I are like...

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the frog carrying the scorpion
across the river.

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Oh, my God.
Not with this story,
it goes on forever.

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You allow me
to ride on your back,

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despite knowing I cannot resist
my nature to sting you.

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Even if it means
we both drown.

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Except,

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I'm also a scorpion
who knows how to swim.

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An exquisite scorpion
with beautiful hair

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and a way with the ladies.

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Alright, let's get
this show on the road!

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- 
-Jack... Jack.

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-   Do not touch bars. 
-Ouch!

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-    Woo-hoo!
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Sorry about that, gang.

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One quick drop-off,
then it's Reno, baby. Woo!

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-
-Karaoke time.

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You ready, Susie's dad?
Whose name I can't remember.

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For the third time,
it's Bill!

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 I don't care. 

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 ♪ Do you believe 
 in Heaven above? ♪ 

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 ♪ Do you believe in love? ♪ 

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-Take it, Susie's dad!
- 

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You didn't tell me
you were gonna throw it.

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  Jack!

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Jack!

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- 
-   Do not touch bars. 

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Come on, buddy.

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If you're waiting for me
to be at my all-time lowest,

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I am there right now,
so come and save me.

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Come get me.

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  Whenever you...
feel like it--

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-Knuckles, help me!
-

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♪ Send me an angel ♪ 

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-  Louder, Susie's mom!
-Okay!

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 ♪ Send me an angel ♪ 

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-  Kick it!
 -♪ Right now ♪ 

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- 
-Oh, come on, dude.

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Jack, if this is a prank call,

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I am really not in the mood
for it right now.

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 Listen to me, Wade. 
 Time is of the essence. 

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Knuckles! You have to
bust me outta here.

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   You must 
 bust yourself out, Wade. 

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 By learning where 
 a warrior's true strength lies. 

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Okay, I understand
what you're trying to do--

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 You will travel to
our ancestral lands, 

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 -the Great Battleground 
 in the Sky. 
-Fine.

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 Now, clear your mind 

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 -and slip into 
 a deep meditative state. 
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I think it's working.
I'm ascending.

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Let's put some wattage
in this cottage!

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-   I'm ascending to-- 
-  Electrocute!

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- 
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 Do not touch bars. 

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- 
-Where am I?

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I'll tell you where
you are, Wade.

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-Whoa, whoa, whoa! Calm down.
- 

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Here, let me make
you more comfortable.

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- 
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Whoa.

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Let's try again.

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I'll tell you where
you are, Wade.

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The Great Battleground
in the Sky!

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The Great Battleground
in the Sky is...

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-a bowling alley?
-Well, for you it is.

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For most people, this place
has more of a Florida feel,

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with all-you-can-eat shrimp.

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But this is your battleground.

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Okay. Who are you?

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My name's Pachacamac.

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- 
-Wait. Knuckles
told me about you!

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You're the legendary leader
of the Echidna tribe!

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In the flesh, baby!

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Well, it's an honor
to meet you, Chief, um...

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-Pachacamac.
-Yeah. Chief... Pamachacaw.

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Pachacamac.

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Parmesan.

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-Pa.
-Peh.

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-Cha.
-Jor.

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-Ca.
-Mar.

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-Mac.
-Za.

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You know what?
Mac's fine.

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Okay. If that's...
easier for you.

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I certainly have no problem
with the correct pronunciation.

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-Yeah, right.
-Wait, things are
starting to make

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some obviously clear
and logical sense.

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Knuckles must've sent me here
because this is my next lesson.

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Hold on. Are you gonna
teach me something amazing

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and essential to
my real-life predicament?

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I'm not just going to
teach it to you, Wade.

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I'm going to have it
sung to you

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as part of
a low-budget rock opera.

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Now, please open your mouth.

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Um, I'm not really comfortable
with that.  

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-Just do it, man. Rainbow!
-I'm actu--  

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Wait.

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I'm not in the show, am I?

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 Prepare yourself, Wade, 
 because if you want to learn 

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 where Knuckles' 
 true strength lies, 

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 -you must see this quest... 
- 

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 ...through his eyes. 

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 You must become him. 

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This is going to be awesome.

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Wait.

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I'm Knuckles?
I mean...

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I'm Knuckles!

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Hey, Wade, don't make this 

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 weirder than it already is. 

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Got it! Good note!

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 ♪ On a glorious quest, quest ♪ 

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-Hello, Wade.
-Jack?

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 -♪ For glory ♪ 
-Uh, what?

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 ♪ What with his hands of stone 
 and knees that never buckle ♪ 

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 ♪ Come and witness the tale ♪ 

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 ♪ Of the warrior Knuckles, 
 yeah! ♪ 

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Uh, what is Jack Sinclair
doing here?

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 Clearly, you two have 
 unfinished business. 

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Ah, yeah, no, fair point.
He does have me locked up

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in a giant cage right now.
Uh, proceed!

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 ♪ And now,
we begin our quest ♪ 

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♪♪

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 ♪ When our hero 
 was only a lad ♪ 

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 ♪ He was trained by 
 the greatest, his dad ♪ 

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00:10:52,284 --> 00:10:55,554
 ♪ Had the technique and 
 also the guts, guts, guts ♪ 

261
00:10:55,621 --> 00:10:59,325
 ♪ He prepared to kick 
 multiple butts, butts, butts ♪ 

262
00:10:59,392 --> 00:11:02,228
 ♪ But the giant owls, 
 they did come ♪ 

263
00:11:02,294 --> 00:11:05,431
 ♪ They had one mission, 
 to kill everyone ♪ 

264
00:11:05,831 --> 00:11:09,435
 ♪ Knuckles and Dad 
 didn't know what to do ♪ 

265
00:11:09,502 --> 00:11:12,671
 ♪ Yes, they were doomed! ♪ 

266
00:11:12,738 --> 00:11:15,074
 ♪ The owls, they clawed 
 and they kicked ♪ 

267
00:11:15,141 --> 00:11:16,275
 

268
00:11:16,342 --> 00:11:18,310
 ♪ They hooted 
 and flew into fits ♪

269
00:11:18,377 --> 00:11:22,081
♪ They set fire to the town 
 and burned it to the ground ♪ 

270
00:11:22,148 --> 00:11:26,218
 ♪ I'm so freaking upset, 
 I can't sing about it ♪ 

271
00:11:26,285 --> 00:11:27,520
♪♪

272
00:11:27,586 --> 00:11:29,288
Father, you can't leave me.

273
00:11:29,355 --> 00:11:31,123
I won't, son. I never--

274
00:11:31,190 --> 00:11:32,425
 

275
00:11:33,559 --> 00:11:34,994
 
No!

276
00:11:35,061 --> 00:11:38,297
 

277
00:11:38,364 --> 00:11:42,001
 ♪ Some things can't be fixed, 
 even with big gloves ♪ 

278
00:11:42,068 --> 00:11:45,771
 ♪ Saddest story that 
 you ever heard of ♪ 

279
00:11:46,338 --> 00:11:48,808
-Can I go to the bathroom?
-No, we're doing something.

280
00:11:48,874 --> 00:11:51,377
-I really gotta go.
-Tough.

281
00:11:51,444 --> 00:11:52,611
 

282
00:11:52,678 --> 00:11:55,181
 ♪ Now, Knuckles 
 was sad and alone ♪ 

283
00:11:55,247 --> 00:11:59,051
 ♪ Without a father 
 and without a home ♪ 

284
00:11:59,118 --> 00:12:01,387
 
♪  Giant owls killed his dad  ♪

285
00:12:01,454 --> 00:12:06,058
♪ So off on his own, 
 he just needed the power ♪ 

286
00:12:06,125 --> 00:12:09,795
 
 ♪ I will find the Flames 
 of Disaster... ♪ 

287
00:12:09,862 --> 00:12:11,864
 

288
00:12:11,931 --> 00:12:13,732
Michael Bolton, everyone!

289
00:12:13,799 --> 00:12:17,369
 
 ♪ A glorious quest for glory ♪ 

290
00:12:17,436 --> 00:12:19,972
♪♪

291
00:12:20,039 --> 00:12:24,677
 ♪ I need to find 
 the Flames of Disaster ♪ 

292
00:12:24,743 --> 00:12:27,713
 

293
00:12:27,780 --> 00:12:32,017
 
 ♪ A glorious quest for glory ♪ 

294
00:12:32,084 --> 00:12:34,019
 

295
00:12:34,086 --> 00:12:35,421
 

296
00:12:35,488 --> 00:12:38,190
 
 ♪ But the power was 
 no simple task ♪ 

297
00:12:38,257 --> 00:12:41,827
 ♪ Too many obstacles 
 lay in his path  ♪

298
00:12:41,894 --> 00:12:45,297
 ♪ Stinking to high heaven, 
 needing a bath  ♪

299
00:12:45,364 --> 00:12:48,634
 ♪ That's when he saw the demon 
 made of fire and ash ♪ 

300
00:12:48,701 --> 00:12:50,336
 ♪ Who said ♪ 

301
00:12:50,402 --> 00:12:53,305
 

302
00:12:53,372 --> 00:12:56,142
 

303
00:12:57,076 --> 00:13:00,312
 ♪ I'm gonna burn you alive
till you're crisp ♪ 

304
00:13:00,379 --> 00:13:04,717
 ♪ Then boil your bones 
 and eat you like a fish ♪ 

305
00:13:05,384 --> 00:13:08,654
 ♪ Then I might hit 
 Facebook Marketplace up ♪ 

306
00:13:09,088 --> 00:13:12,424
 ♪ Might be some deals on 
 some freaking cool stuff ♪ 

307
00:13:13,159 --> 00:13:16,562
 
 ♪ But our hero went 
 back to the start ♪ 

308
00:13:16,629 --> 00:13:19,665
 ♪ Saw that the strength 
 was deep inside his  ♪

309
00:13:19,732 --> 00:13:21,667
- 
 -♪ Heart! ♪ 

310
00:13:21,734 --> 00:13:25,237
My fists!
The secret is in my fists!

311
00:13:25,304 --> 00:13:27,706
That's right.
That makes a lot of sense.

312
00:13:27,773 --> 00:13:29,341
Thanks, everybody!
Got it.

313
00:13:29,408 --> 00:13:31,210
- 
-Could've been an email!

314
00:13:32,278 --> 00:13:33,612
What? No!

315
00:13:33,679 --> 00:13:36,482
Hey, wait!
That's not the right lesson!

316
00:13:36,549 --> 00:13:37,883
I got it from here!

317
00:13:37,950 --> 00:13:41,020
-I know exactly what to do!
- 

318
00:13:41,353 --> 00:13:44,557
-  Of course.
- 

319
00:13:49,094 --> 00:13:52,598
Time to unleash the source
of my true power.

320
00:13:53,465 --> 00:13:54,466
My fists.

321
00:13:54,533 --> 00:13:58,671
 

322
00:13:58,737 --> 00:14:00,706
- 
- 

323
00:14:00,773 --> 00:14:02,508
Why did I think that
would be a good idea?!

324
00:14:02,575 --> 00:14:05,945
- 
-   Seriously, 
 do not touch bars. 

325
00:14:06,378 --> 00:14:09,582
Oh, I shoulda listened
to the rest of the story.

326
00:14:10,282 --> 00:14:13,219
Take me back,
Chief Macamacachalkadoo.

327
00:14:13,285 --> 00:14:17,089
- 
- 

328
00:14:17,156 --> 00:14:20,426
Well, well, well,
look who's back.

329
00:14:20,492 --> 00:14:21,994
You gonna let us finish now?

330
00:14:22,061 --> 00:14:24,363
Yes, sir. I apologize.

331
00:14:24,430 --> 00:14:25,798
Great.

332
00:14:25,864 --> 00:14:28,767
 

333
00:14:28,834 --> 00:14:31,036
 ♪ Yahoo ♪ 

334
00:14:31,103 --> 00:14:33,505
 ♪ Hoo... ♪ 

335
00:14:33,572 --> 00:14:34,907
 ♪ Yow! ♪ 

336
00:14:35,341 --> 00:14:37,977
 ♪ Are you ready? 
 Let's go ♪ 

337
00:14:38,043 --> 00:14:41,647
- 
-

338
00:14:44,149 --> 00:14:45,417
Okay! Okay! Thank you!

339
00:14:45,484 --> 00:14:48,320
 ♪ But the demon 
 was not impressed ♪ 

340
00:14:48,387 --> 00:14:51,223
 ♪ By the puny 
 red guy before him ♪ 

341
00:14:52,157 --> 00:14:54,426
 ♪ He looked down 
 and rolled his eyes ♪ 

342
00:14:54,493 --> 00:14:57,963
 ♪ And then without 
 any warning ♪ 

343
00:14:58,030 --> 00:15:00,599
 -♪ Oh, my God ♪ 
- 

344
00:15:00,666 --> 00:15:02,234
 ♪ He used magic and lava ♪ 

345
00:15:02,301 --> 00:15:05,037
 ♪ And before 
 you even knew it ♪ 

346
00:15:05,537 --> 00:15:08,907
 ♪ Knuckles was defeated, 
 his mission uncompleted ♪ 

347
00:15:08,974 --> 00:15:11,944
 ♪ He totally 
 freaking blew it ♪ 

348
00:15:12,011 --> 00:15:15,281
 ♪ Oh, my God, 
 broken and vanquished  ♪

349
00:15:15,347 --> 00:15:17,750
 ♪ Our hero 
 lay on the ground ♪ 

350
00:15:17,816 --> 00:15:19,585
 ♪ And the demon 
 screamed out ♪

351
00:15:19,652 --> 00:15:21,120
♪ You're going down ♪ 

352
00:15:21,186 --> 00:15:22,921
 ♪ Unskilled, untrained ♪ 

353
00:15:22,988 --> 00:15:24,590
 ♪ So unworthy ♪ 

354
00:15:24,657 --> 00:15:26,625
 ♪ Unskilled, untrained ♪ 

355
00:15:26,692 --> 00:15:28,093
 ♪ So unworthy ♪ 

356
00:15:28,160 --> 00:15:30,162
 ♪ Unskilled, untrained ♪ 

357
00:15:30,229 --> 00:15:34,066
 ♪ So unworthy, you suck ♪ 

358
00:15:34,133 --> 00:15:36,669
 
 ♪ You freaking suck ♪ 

359
00:15:36,735 --> 00:15:38,604
And now, I'm afraid

360
00:15:38,671 --> 00:15:41,540
this is the end
of your story.

361
00:15:41,607 --> 00:15:43,509
 

362
00:15:43,575 --> 00:15:44,576
 

363
00:15:45,944 --> 00:15:49,515
 
 ♪ Is it too late to find out 
 where my strength lies? ♪ 

364
00:15:49,581 --> 00:15:52,384
 ♪ I didn't feel it in my bones 
 when I flew high ♪ 

365
00:15:52,451 --> 00:15:56,588
- 
 -♪ It wasn't in the lightning 
 coursing off of my skin ♪ 

366
00:15:56,655 --> 00:15:58,724
 ♪ Could a warrior's 
 true strength  ♪

367
00:15:58,791 --> 00:16:02,328
 -♪ Come from within? ♪
- 

368
00:16:02,828 --> 00:16:06,365
 
 ♪ And just when everyone 
 counted him out ♪ 

369
00:16:06,432 --> 00:16:10,336
 ♪ Knuckles rose up 
 with a furious shout ♪ 

370
00:16:10,402 --> 00:16:12,271
 
 ♪ Take heed, demon ♪ 

371
00:16:12,338 --> 00:16:14,139
 ♪ We've entered 
 our final fight  ♪

372
00:16:14,206 --> 00:16:17,309
 ♪ Now prepare for 
 my glorious might ♪ 

373
00:16:17,376 --> 00:16:20,979
 ♪ You fool! Only I can 
 be the power's master ♪ 

374
00:16:21,046 --> 00:16:24,450
 
 ♪ No, you're wrong 
 'cause now I wield ♪ 

375
00:16:24,516 --> 00:16:27,920
 ♪ The Flames of Disaster! ♪ 

376
00:16:27,986 --> 00:16:31,457
 
 ♪ It wasn't even close 
 when our boy got going ♪ 

377
00:16:31,523 --> 00:16:35,127
 ♪ A royal beatdown 
 with flame fists a-glowing ♪ 

378
00:16:35,194 --> 00:16:38,564
 
 ♪ I've had this power 
 right from the start ♪

379
00:16:38,630 --> 00:16:41,900
♪ But now, I know 
 the true strength lies ♪ 

380
00:16:41,967 --> 00:16:45,838
 ♪ In a warrior's heart! ♪ 

381
00:16:45,904 --> 00:16:48,073
- 
- 

382
00:16:48,140 --> 00:16:50,109
- 
- 

383
00:16:50,175 --> 00:16:52,311
- 
- 

384
00:16:52,378 --> 00:16:53,178
Ow.

385
00:16:53,412 --> 00:16:57,082
- 
- 

386
00:16:58,083 --> 00:16:59,485
-Oh...
- 

387
00:16:59,551 --> 00:17:03,255
-Oh, my back, too.  
- 

388
00:17:04,156 --> 00:17:05,991
How the devil
did you get out?

389
00:17:06,058 --> 00:17:09,628
I should've
reinforced the cage!

390
00:17:09,695 --> 00:17:13,165
-With my true strength.
- 

391
00:17:13,799 --> 00:17:14,800
Nothing?

392
00:17:15,601 --> 00:17:16,835
Jack Sinclair,

393
00:17:16,902 --> 00:17:19,004
I challenge you to a duel.

394
00:17:19,071 --> 00:17:22,307
For my freedom, my honor,

395
00:17:22,374 --> 00:17:24,510
and that sweet
leather jacket!

396
00:17:24,977 --> 00:17:27,746
Finally,
the day gets interesting.

397
00:17:27,813 --> 00:17:31,016
A duel it is.
 

398
00:17:31,083 --> 00:17:34,286
- 
- 

399
00:17:34,920 --> 00:17:35,921
Spry.

400
00:17:35,988 --> 00:17:38,557
- 
- 

401
00:17:39,191 --> 00:17:42,528
These blades were forged
by Hattori Hanzo himself.

402
00:17:42,594 --> 00:17:45,798
The sharpest,
strongest blades on Earth.

403
00:17:45,864 --> 00:17:46,999
Great!

404
00:17:47,065 --> 00:17:48,300
Hiya!

405
00:17:48,367 --> 00:17:50,602
- 
- 

406
00:17:50,669 --> 00:17:53,972
 

407
00:17:54,039 --> 00:17:55,707
Oh, boy.

408
00:17:56,875 --> 00:17:57,876
Wade!

409
00:17:57,943 --> 00:18:00,078
- 
- 

410
00:18:00,145 --> 00:18:02,147
 

411
00:18:02,214 --> 00:18:05,751
 Kufafanua wakati! 

412
00:18:05,818 --> 00:18:07,753
 

413
00:18:07,820 --> 00:18:12,057
 

414
00:18:12,124 --> 00:18:15,294
I suggest you find a ride.

415
00:18:15,794 --> 00:18:17,062
What?!

416
00:18:17,729 --> 00:18:21,800
 
I said I suggest
you find a ride!

417
00:18:24,069 --> 00:18:26,038
Still didn't hear it.

418
00:18:26,104 --> 00:18:27,372
 
What?

419
00:18:27,439 --> 00:18:29,641
-What?
-  I can't hear you.

420
00:18:29,708 --> 00:18:31,243
I'm sorry, I'm not
hearing you all that well!

421
00:18:31,310 --> 00:18:33,879
-I can hear part of it,
but not all of it.
-What?!

422
00:18:33,946 --> 00:18:35,948
 
You need a vehicle!

423
00:18:36,014 --> 00:18:37,983
In order to fight me.

424
00:18:38,050 --> 00:18:40,052
Oh, okay!

425
00:18:40,118 --> 00:18:41,520
Got it!

426
00:18:44,590 --> 00:18:47,793
- 
-Hey.

427
00:18:47,860 --> 00:18:51,029
How you guys doing?
That is...

428
00:18:51,096 --> 00:18:53,198
one cool bike.
Caught my eye.

429
00:18:53,265 --> 00:18:54,933
You think I could
borrow it for a few seconds?

430
00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:57,035
-Sure. No problem.
-Thanks.

431
00:18:57,102 --> 00:18:58,604
For 10 G's!

432
00:18:59,838 --> 00:19:02,841
Look, here's four bucks.
I'm a deputy lieutenant sheriff.

433
00:19:02,908 --> 00:19:04,209
I would never do
this ordinarily,

434
00:19:04,276 --> 00:19:05,577
but I am commandeering
this vehicle.

435
00:19:05,644 --> 00:19:06,612
Hey!

436
00:19:06,678 --> 00:19:08,947
- 
- 

437
00:19:09,014 --> 00:19:10,015
 

438
00:19:10,082 --> 00:19:12,851
- 
- 

439
00:19:14,553 --> 00:19:16,688
Alright, Wade.
You can do this.

440
00:19:16,755 --> 00:19:19,124
Just trust your true
inner strength.

441
00:19:19,191 --> 00:19:20,559
You're gonna die, idiot!

442
00:19:20,626 --> 00:19:22,261
That's not cool!
You don't know!

443
00:19:22,327 --> 00:19:24,563
- 
- 

444
00:19:24,630 --> 00:19:27,666
- 
- 

445
00:19:28,033 --> 00:19:29,902
- 
-Woohoo!

446
00:19:29,968 --> 00:19:32,004
 

447
00:19:32,070 --> 00:19:33,939
 

448
00:19:34,006 --> 00:19:36,842
♪♪

449
00:19:36,909 --> 00:19:37,910
 

450
00:19:39,311 --> 00:19:41,980
 

451
00:19:42,047 --> 00:19:43,515
 

452
00:19:45,951 --> 00:19:47,352
Ah!

453
00:19:47,419 --> 00:19:49,454
Yah!

454
00:19:49,521 --> 00:19:51,123
Woohah!

455
00:19:51,189 --> 00:19:55,527
 

456
00:19:55,594 --> 00:19:57,429
 

457
00:19:57,496 --> 00:20:01,033
 

458
00:20:01,099 --> 00:20:05,404
♪♪

459
00:20:08,974 --> 00:20:10,208
 

460
00:20:10,275 --> 00:20:12,744
- 
- 

461
00:20:12,811 --> 00:20:16,214
 

462
00:20:18,050 --> 00:20:21,253
 

463
00:20:21,954 --> 00:20:23,255
Looking for this?

464
00:20:23,689 --> 00:20:26,925
My locks.
M-My beautiful locks.

465
00:20:26,992 --> 00:20:28,193
What have you done to me?

466
00:20:28,260 --> 00:20:30,596
You're lucky I didn't do
a whole lot more.

467
00:20:30,662 --> 00:20:33,565
- 
-Hey, Mr. and Mrs. Barnes!

468
00:20:33,632 --> 00:20:34,800
You know,
I'm sorry things got

469
00:20:34,866 --> 00:20:36,234
a little bit outta
control back there.

470
00:20:36,301 --> 00:20:38,236
Finish him, Wade.

471
00:20:39,204 --> 00:20:40,739
With pleasure.

472
00:20:41,039 --> 00:20:42,641
 

473
00:20:42,708 --> 00:20:46,011
♪♪

474
00:20:47,279 --> 00:20:48,981
I'm gonna need that jacket.

475
00:20:49,047 --> 00:20:50,315
 

476
00:20:52,084 --> 00:20:55,954
 

477
00:20:56,021 --> 00:20:58,357
-And the vest.
-It...

478
00:20:58,423 --> 00:20:59,791
It's my favorite
leather jerkin.

479
00:20:59,858 --> 00:21:01,727
Leather what? I don--
Just give it to me.

480
00:21:04,963 --> 00:21:07,666
And... the shirt.

481
00:21:08,500 --> 00:21:10,535
-No, no.
-It's happening.

482
00:21:10,602 --> 00:21:13,205
-Please... It's--
-Sorry.

483
00:21:13,271 --> 00:21:15,774
We were friends.
We were best friends.

484
00:21:15,841 --> 00:21:17,909
Former best friends.

485
00:21:17,976 --> 00:21:20,045
 

486
00:21:20,112 --> 00:21:22,247
 

487
00:21:22,314 --> 00:21:25,150
Don't look at me.
Don't look at me...

488
00:21:25,217 --> 00:21:29,054
Uh, do you know the third
rarely referenced rule
of bounty hunting?

489
00:21:29,688 --> 00:21:32,858
-Wha...
-When faced with
a worthy opponent,

490
00:21:32,924 --> 00:21:35,060
you run the hell away!

491
00:21:35,127 --> 00:21:36,128
 

492
00:21:36,194 --> 00:21:39,031
♪♪

493
00:21:40,165 --> 00:21:41,933
Don't look at me!

494
00:21:43,235 --> 00:21:45,070
-Don't look at me!
-I did it!

495
00:21:45,137 --> 00:21:49,574
- 
- 

496
00:21:49,641 --> 00:21:53,478
- 
- 

497
00:21:53,545 --> 00:21:56,815
- 
- 

498
00:21:56,882 --> 00:22:00,085
 

499
00:22:04,356 --> 00:22:07,159
-Is that...
-It can't be.

500
00:22:07,225 --> 00:22:08,260
It is.

501
00:22:08,326 --> 00:22:10,328
 

502
00:22:10,395 --> 00:22:13,598
- 
- 

503
00:22:13,665 --> 00:22:14,666
Mother.

504
00:22:15,167 --> 00:22:16,702
-Sister.
- 

505
00:22:16,768 --> 00:22:19,404
-Wade. Get off the grass.
-Yep.

506
00:22:19,471 --> 00:22:20,772
 

507
00:22:20,839 --> 00:22:24,009
-Yep, sorry.  
- 

508
00:22:24,076 --> 00:22:26,211
He's ready.

509
00:22:26,278 --> 00:22:28,880
 ♪ Send me an angel ♪ 

510
00:22:30,148 --> 00:22:32,517
 ♪ Send me an angel ♪ 

511
00:22:33,452 --> 00:22:35,053
♪  Right now  ♪

512
00:22:37,322 --> 00:22:39,825
 ♪ Right now ♪ 

513
00:22:40,992 --> 00:22:43,361
 ♪ Send me an angel ♪ 

514
00:22:44,463 --> 00:22:47,065
♪  Send me an angel  ♪

515
00:22:48,033 --> 00:22:50,035
 ♪ Right now ♪

516
00:22:52,037 --> 00:22:54,039
♪ Right now ♪ 

517
00:22:55,674 --> 00:22:59,144
 ♪ Do you believe 
 in Heaven above? ♪ 

518
00:22:59,211 --> 00:23:01,813
 ♪ Do you believe in love? ♪ 

519
00:23:02,848 --> 00:23:06,451
 ♪ Don't tell a lie, 
 don't be false or untrue ♪ 

520
00:23:06,518 --> 00:23:08,954
 ♪ It all comes back to you ♪ 

521
00:23:09,788 --> 00:23:13,625
 ♪ Open fire on 
 my burning heart ♪ 

522
00:23:13,692 --> 00:23:16,461
 ♪ I've never been 
 lucky in love ♪ 

523
00:23:17,028 --> 00:23:20,966
 ♪ My defenses are down, 
 a kiss or a frown ♪ 

524
00:23:21,032 --> 00:23:24,069
 ♪ I can't survive 
 on my own ♪ 

525
00:23:24,136 --> 00:23:26,505
 ♪ Send me an angel ♪ 

526
00:23:27,639 --> 00:23:30,175
 ♪ Send me an angel ♪ 

527
00:23:31,409 --> 00:23:33,445
 ♪ Right now ♪ 

528
00:23:35,180 --> 00:23:37,048
 ♪ Right now ♪

529
00:23:38,683 --> 00:23:40,919
 


